sec 2 term 3 post 1 (2O2 light incident!)

Phew, after a stressful term two, i started to post again! Ok lar! i know you all very anxious for a new post. Here i am trying to mimic derrick in the class blog and make a conversation of 2O2!
"lights on."
"lights off"
"lights on"
"lights off"
"lights on"
"lights off"
Yang WZ : " WHO IS IT ! COME OUT ! WHO IS PLAYING WITH THE LIGHT!"
everybody go back to their seat.
Yang WZ :" WHO IS IT! I HAVE BEEN STANDING THERE FOR 1 MINUTE AND THE LIGHT KEEP ON AND OFF..YOU THREE STAND HERE! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
emil, gary and leqi went to stand next to Yang Wz.
Daniel whisper : " GG! You all kena le!"
Qiyu (whisper): " ZZZ, lame lar..."
Jia jie and laiheng :" eh.. what happen ar?"
Yang WZ: " WHO IS IT! OWN UP! I GO OUTSIDE FOR 2 minutes YOU ALL GO WILD IS IT!? WHO PLAY WITH THE LIGHT JuST NOW! OWN UP!"
Leqi : " no..no..not..not me.... i .. i ju.. i just .. go to...the ....the..switch..o..only..."
Daniel:"nice lie lar!"
Leqi :' really, really, really!"
Zheyi:" haha, leqi so funny."
Yang WZ : " ok lor, i trust you! Go back to your seat and dont talk!"
Yuding : " qiyu, do you know what is a P*n*sfish? its a fish! incredible rit?"
qiyu: " serious? what kind of fish?"
Yuding : " when you pee in the river...."
Zheyi: "random lar, zzz, nice so sick!"
Yang WZ: " AR!!! WHO IS IT! OWN UP! OWN UP! QUIK! WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO WASTE.
Emil : "i only presss it one time, i on and off it 1 time only, 1 time only."
Dylan: " Only..."
Bennett : " Is that suppose to make me believe? Well it didnot work!"
Siyuan : " hehehe! "
Yang WZ :" ok.. go back to your seat. They two didnot play with the switch, so its you! Own up!"
Gary:" Me? huh? i just go there only! never press the switch at all!!!"
Yang WZ : " NOT YOU! WHO IS LYING! NO ONE PLAYING< THE LIGHT WENT ON AND OFF AND ON ANd OFF AND ON AND OFF!! NOT YOU MY GHOST! ( direct translation from 不是你个鬼呀！）"
Gary: " Mr yang, think about this. How is it possible for one to play with teh switch 1 time only, of course will alot of time right? cannot be 1 time only what!?"
Siyuan : " is that suppose to make me think it make sense? Well it did not work...hehehehe!"
Bennett: " walao! nice copy lar!"
Gary: " i think emil did more than 1 time! "
Qiyu: " zz, sabbo!"
YangWZ : " Emil! COME OUT! OWN UP!"
Emil ( stare at gary) :" its not me!! its not me!!"
YANG WZ: " OK! YOUUU THREEEE GOOOO DISCIPLINARYYYYY MASTERRRRR TODAYYYYY AFTERNOONNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"
YANG WZ:" Other classes are very good, your class is so disobidient. You think lesson in black box not lesson? Why is there drama lesson? If you dont want to learn, get out! Ok, answer my question, Why is there drama lesson? "
-quiet-
Yangwz:" Ask you all to talk, you all shut up! Ask you all to shut up, you all talk! No one? Later go see Dr. Hon! "
Qiyu: " drama lesson is to let us learn drama ."
Yangwz :" Yes! Qiyu saved the whole class! " today only left 10minutes, everybody do the (retarded) dance!"
Everybody started dancing the (retarded) dance.
YangWZ: " 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 2,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 3,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 4,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 1,2,1,2,1,2,3,4, 1,2,1,2,5,6,7,8..."
Emil :"haha..screwed up counting! "
Bennett : " 9,7,2,4,5,2,7,1,6,9!"
Siyuan : "8,5,87,23,6,46,1,3,2,5,2,32"
Yang WZ:" XUYANG! YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO DANCE! NEXT WEEK DANCE INFRONT OF US! YOU THReE MEEt DISCIPLINe MASTER AFTER SCHOOL!"( well, we dont see that they went to see the disciplinary action and we dont see yang remembering it XD)
what happened to xu yang? continued in my next post!